- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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