Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Anti Joke

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