Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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