- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??