- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What page are you on The gay page.

this website even though its hilarious.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man penetrates another man.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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