- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

GOODBYE

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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