- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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