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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

My jeans

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

David Cameron

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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