What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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