Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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