- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

My cat just died.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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