Knock knock Come in

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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