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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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