If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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