- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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