- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

womens rights

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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