why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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A man goes to the potty.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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