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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

this website is a bad joke

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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