- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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