- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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