- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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