What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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