- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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