What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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