- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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