- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

No your aunties a joke

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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