- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

miha kako si?

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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