- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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