- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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