- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone called someone else a frog

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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