- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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