- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road?

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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