Turkey Balls

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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