- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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