- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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