- Anti Joke

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.