What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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