Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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