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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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