- Anti Joke

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college