- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

i am a dino. RAWR.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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