A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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