- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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