- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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