why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Women outside of the kitchen.

denisssssssssssssss

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

[Set up] [No punch line]

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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