What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Andoni was here

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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a man checks his mypsace

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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