- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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