Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Hello

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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