Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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