Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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