What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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