- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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