- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

And you honored it I see :P

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

batman farted so hes retarded

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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