Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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women's rights.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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