- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

My cat just died.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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