- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

My cat just died.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

homosexual rights to marriage

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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