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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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