- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

ever tried african food? they neither

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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