- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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