- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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