Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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