What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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