They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Anti Joke

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