- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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