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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock knock Fuck off!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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