How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

you will like this because i am black.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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