- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Communism hehe xd

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

jews

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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