A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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