what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I asked her where you were.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Anti Joke

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