- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Im taking a shit right now.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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