What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

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