- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Equal rights!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

* anti-punchline

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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