Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Jovan

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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