Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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