Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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