- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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