What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Knock Knock.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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knock knock? come in

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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