Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Anti Joke

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