Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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