- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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