- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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