What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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your life

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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