What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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