- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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