Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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