- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Everybody will die

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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