- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

I think everybody should have a penis.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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