Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Cripples are lame.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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