2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Chris is hairy

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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