Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Yellow People !!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Pickle

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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