Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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