A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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