- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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