What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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