What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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