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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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