Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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