- Anti Joke

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's long and black The unemployment line

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.