- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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