- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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