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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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