- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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