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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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