- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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