- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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