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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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