- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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