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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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