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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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