- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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