Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Anti Joke

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