what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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