a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Lil Wayne

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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