- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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