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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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