Obama

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

sky silverstein

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Justin's life

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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