What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

civil rights

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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