Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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civil rights

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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