- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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