What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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