Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Choir.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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