Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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