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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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