- Anti Joke

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Charlie Sheen

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!