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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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