- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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