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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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