- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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