a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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