- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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