What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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