An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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