Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Andoni was here

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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