- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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