Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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i saw amango it splootered

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What's 9+10? 19

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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