Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Ross.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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