One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Hello

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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