- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

i saw amango it splootered

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's 9+10? 19

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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