- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A baby seal walks into a club.

A house comes around the corner.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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