- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Brain fart

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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