Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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