What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A man did not like this site

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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