What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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