Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Anti Joke

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