Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Anti Joke

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