Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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