- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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