- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Tilt your screen back .

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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