- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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