- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??