What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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school homewrok

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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