- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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