- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Hail Hitler

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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