What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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