-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Cheese

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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