- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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