- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

roses are red poo is poo

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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