- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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