- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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