- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Jimmy Saville

All of these jokes are about white people

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Cripples are lame.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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