- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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