- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

asians have slitted eyes lol

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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