Actually it was me Josh brown

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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