- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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