Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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