I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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