Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Feminism

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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