What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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like if your cool

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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