A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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