roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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