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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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