- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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