- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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