Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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