Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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