- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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