- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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