- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Jimmy Saville

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

race-car = rac-ecar

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Cripples are lame.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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