what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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