Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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