- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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