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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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