What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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