- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Justin Bieber

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Refridgerator.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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