if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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One time i was sitting down

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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